Question: If somehow you captured Osama bin Laden, what would you do?

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Answer #1:

Turn him over to the authorities and receive my reward.

Answer #2:

I'd steer clear of a guy who has been dead for nearly 10 years-too smelly.

Answer #3:

I would, water bored his azz, then call over a few of my friends that are/were in the service and blow torch his nuts for a few hours, then turn him in to stand trial, and collect the reward money.

I will also post the video in youtube :)

Answer #4:

Have Jehovah Witnesses, with pamphlets knock on his door.

Answer #5:

I'd like to hear his explanations for his actions. Barbarian I am not.

What scares these thumbs down about diplomacy? World peace depends on that!

Answer #6:

Shave his face,take pics of him in his underwear and turn him in for the money!

Answer #7:

Give him a cup of tea and a scone. (well even if you're going to hand him in, it pays to be polite)

Answer #8:

Interesting, As there is always someone waiting to take his place, capturing him would achieve very little. It would just mean that they have a new leader who's name we don't know. So I might be tempted to offer a deal involving a lot of money.

Answer #9:

Give him to the family members of those he has harmed. seems fair enough, let them deal with him.

Answer #10:

Sell him to the FBI for a billion $$$

Answer #11:

I would use a tickling stick on him- as borrowed from Ken Dodd.

Answer #12:

Give him a good bacon rubdown, then turn him in for the $25 million reward.

Answer #13:

I would follow the example set by General "Blackjack" Pershing

GEN "BLACK JACK" PERSHING STOPS ISLAMIC TERRORISM IN 1911.

General John 'Black Jack' Pershing, USMA class of'86 (that's 1886)

HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once in our History...
Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so 'Black Jack' told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood.

This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave,and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch. They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.

I Like it

Answer #14:

Knock him out and tie him up.

Take pics of him with my iPhone. email them to the FBI/CIA.

Toss 3 hand grenades in his hole. (why waste MY tax money defending him?)

Then collect his DNA before collecting the reward for him.

Answer #15:

break his fingers then break his legs and call the fbi for my big pay check oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

Answer #16:

Tie him up with barb wire and collect my $25,000,000. Then sell the barb wire online.





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